Let us get down to business. Five ways to clean up government bullshit.
2. More voting. I believe there should be a referendum of some kind every Tuesday. If people are upset about taxes, what programs would they like to see cut? Keep government local.
3. Administer lie-detectors to each participant of a political debate. Speak the truth or be embarrassed by high-pitched squeals and bright red blinkers.
4. Force each candidate to eat a decent dose of mescaline and film it over a 24 hour period.
5. Praise personal experience, both positive and negative. Look at each candidate's history of drug use, social interaction, and academics. What may look bad on paper could be a positive experience in terms of legislation.
If you have any other suggestions or ideas, please leave your comments below. This is the prelude to the end of the world.